Thirteen Things You’ll Never Hear Me Say
- I would love to go to a strip club!
- I’m so glad I joined the circus.
- I think I’ll move to someplace where it’s cold all the time.
- No, I’m sorry, I really wouldn’t like an all-expense paid vacation to the ocean.
- Chocolate is so gross.
- Why, yes, I would like to wear 5″ heels while walking around all day.
- I wish I’d never started blogging.
- Yeah, I hated reading when I was a kid, too.
- I like Cheezits more than ice cream (sorry, Lins).
- I definitely think your dog is cuter than my puppy Ellie.
- I wanna be just like Miley Cyrus when I grow up.
- I wish I hadn’t grown up in Indonesia.
- I am who I am without the grace of God.